Captain’s Log

May 21, 2003

Terrorism in Oregon

Filed under: amusing — T @ 11:17 am

It appears Oregon uses some interesting logic when determining what terrorism is.

Offenses include:

  • Unlawful labeling of a sound recording
  • Blocking traffic
  • Selling cigarettes to a minor

The irony of bullet #2 is how many peace protestors would be considered “terrorists.”

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1 Comment

  1. Other offenses should include:

    Non white shades of skin pigmentation

    Cooking with curry

    Non-American sounding name (like Lianza or Fortes)
    –NOTE: When spoken correctly, Schulte should sound like Smith or Jones

    Praying to anyone except our (American) Lord, Jesus Christ

    Comment by Schulte — May 21, 2003 @ 12:57 pm

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