The Onion’s Election Day Guide is pretty amusing in some cases.
If your election official hooks you up to a machine via a needle in your arm, you are actually donating blood.
And then, they slide in a shot at the Libertarians!
You might think it’s funny, but it’s disrespectful to submit write-in candidates like “Don Knotts,” “Mickey Mouse,” or “Michael Badnarik.”
I like “Polls show Supreme Court split 5-4: a closer look at the swing justices” from http://www.onion.com/news/index.php?issue=4043
Comment by f — October 28, 2004 @ 2:29 pm