Captain’s Log

It just occurred to me that if a foreign dignitary ever did need my assistance in sending money to the United States, and offered me a substantial percentage of it to help him or her, I would probably never get the message.

Step 1: Insert screwdriver under Caps Lock key
Step 2: Push down on screwdriver
Step 3: Caps Lock key goes flying off somewhere
Step 4: Type without ever accidentally hitting it again

As I later learned, I’m not the only one who’s tired of having such a useless key in such a prominent location.

Hofstadter’s Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter’s law.

Love it.