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December 13, 2009

Bob Saget is a Bore.

Filed under: me — Tom @ 12:47 pm

I went and saw Bob Saget’s standup last night at The Moore, and it was one of the least laugh-inducing 45 minutes I’ve ever sat through. His opening act however was fantastic - I’d definitely recommend checking out Ryan Stout, who should have a Comedy Central special coming out soon.

For those who don’t know, Bob Saget’s standup is known for being dirty and edgy - in stark contrast to his persona on America’s Funniest Home Videos and his character Danny Tanner on Full House. The problem is, although his material is marginally dirty it’s not actually edgy or interesting. He spent more time warning us about the offensive things he was about to say, and very little time saying them. He was coasting on his reputation as a screen star for the whole time, without providing the audience with any clever or original material. His act included:

  1. A series of jokes about the movie Titanic. Yes, it’s 2009 and evidently that passes for topical, relevant humor. He even made a joke about how predictable the ending was. That joke was tired even before the movie was released… 13 years ago.
  2. He must have thought that edgy Titanic material was quite funny, because he made callbacks to it throughout the rest of the set. It was brutal. Just as I hoped we were going to move past it, he kept bringing it up again.
  3. A number of jokes he told which “his father told him as a kid” which were funny, but they weren’t his. They’re just old jokes. He repurposed them by wrapping them in a story about how young he was when his father told them to him. So, picturing a young kid hearing them was, I suppose, the originality he added.
  4. A few anecdotes about “Uncle Jesse” and Dave Coulier which might have been amusing if they were bigger stars, but it’s tough to be captivated about a story about how some B-List stars got offended by Bob Saget’s zany antics.
  5. His whole act was a little Robin Williams-ish, in that he was talking a mile-a-minute, and wouldn’t stay on topic. He’d start telling a joke, then it would remind him of something else, and something else, and you almost forgot what he was trying to talk about by the time he got back to it. Perhaps that was for the best, because there was no punchline to be found in any of it.
  6. He made a lot of mistakes. He would mispronounce a word, and then make a joke about how that’s not a word, and laugh at himself, and we were all supposed to laugh along with him. I wouldn’t normally think this was a big deal, but I found it oddly smug. When Robert Plant sings a lyric incorrectly, that is funny. He’s a legend, and when he slips up it’s amusing because he’s so great that you know you’ve witnessed a one-off mistake from an amazing musician. However, when a guy gets up there and tells a series of boring jokes, and then screws them up, there isn’t a joke there. Laughing is like an acknowledgment that he’s earned the right to screw up, based on his prior comedic success.

Anyhow, if Bob Saget comes to town I’d recommend skipping him. But, keep your eyes peeled for Ryan Stout. His jokes are brutal and hilarious. A few drunk fans even heckled him, and his responses were scathing and well-delivered.

December 6, 2009

Doritos Superbowl Ad contest

Filed under: me — Tom @ 4:08 pm

It has begun again! This is my friend John (Schwartz)’s entry. Check it out, and share it. He can win prizes for having the movie re-posted and watched more times than the competitors’!

July 20, 2009

New Apartment…

Filed under: me — Tom @ 2:31 pm

It appears they’ve accepted our offer, and in the next few weeks I’ll be living here:


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May 9, 2009

GetExceptional .NET Plugin v0.3 released

Filed under: me, techie — Tom @ 10:41 am

http://getexceptional.codeplex.com/

This release adds the ability to use the plugin as an HTTP Module, so it will automatically report all unhandled exceptions without requiring any additional code - just one line of configuration in web.config.

December 12, 2008

C# Plugin for GetExceptional.com

Filed under: me, techie — Tom @ 6:21 pm

I released my first CodePlex project today. It’s a plugin for .NET apps to communicate with the Rails-based Exceptional exception trapping service. The site provides a nice UI to your exceptions, allows you to see the ones that hit the most, get e-mails on them, mark them “resolved”, etc.

Rails has spun out a lot of great online tools like this, which I miss after moving to .NET. Thankfully they have a simple web-based API so it’s not too difficult to build plugins like this.

The library is currently in Alpha status, but I’ll move it to release status as soon as we begin using it live on Wishpot.

August 27, 2008

Photographing the Dead Sea Scrolls

Filed under: me — Tom @ 7:58 am

My dad is in Israel photographing the Dead Sea Scrolls. I just saw the video on CNN here. He shows up around the 2:20 mark. He’s also keeping a blog here.

July 14, 2008

My first twitter spam…

Filed under: me — Tom @ 11:22 pm

And so it begins.

July 7, 2008

Massive condo building coming soon near me?

Filed under: me — Tom @ 11:57 pm

In the spot where Teatro Zinzanni used to be, there is a map depicting a huge, two-tower 41 story building called the Insignia Towers.

After doing a little reading on the Seattle Condos and Lofts Blog it appears development has been put on hold. This is, evidently, becoming a fairly common occurrence in the Seattle market. Similar things are happening with The Heron Pagoda (”…due to a faltering economy, poor local condo sales and lack of financing for parts of the complex…”), the Ava Condo and Hotel, and there’s evidently a standstill with the Stewart & Minor hotel and loft project.

I don’t know enough about the Seattle real estate market to know if this is common, but I found it interesting. Some of these places look like they might be quite nice. The Stadium Lofts design is particularly unique.

January 25, 2008

Very cool new web app

Filed under: me — Tom @ 9:40 am

I recently found out about the coolest web 2.0 app to date, RRollr:

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January 22, 2008

On not working

Filed under: me — Tom @ 11:11 am

As most of you probably know I stopped working a “regular” job last Friday, January 11th. I decided to go full time on Wishlisting, which was formerly a part-time project.

I was curious what it would be like to wake up and have to decide what you’re going to do that day. After one week, I haven’t come up with any great solutions, but I’ve identified a number of aspects of working for one’s self that I hadn’t expected to worry so much about.

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