{"id":149,"date":"2003-12-07T12:03:32","date_gmt":"2003-12-07T20:03:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/?p=149"},"modified":"2003-12-07T12:03:32","modified_gmt":"2003-12-07T20:03:32","slug":"schultes-wishlist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/2003\/12\/07\/schultes-wishlist\/","title":{"rendered":"Schulte&#039;s Wishlist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In browsing wishlists for holiday shopping, I checked out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/registry\/2KH4MN96GIAL7\/ref=cm_aya_wl\/002-1379695-2900054\">Schulte&#8217;s<\/a> just for the hell of it (not that I&#8217;m going to buy him anything, because that would be gay).<\/p>\n<p>At first I wanted to make fun of him for having the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/o\/ASIN\/B00001U0E1\/002-1379695-2900054?%5Fencoding=UTF8&#038;coliid=I16G1C38OVQD45&#038;colid=2KH4MN96GIAL7\">Shakespeare in Love DVD<\/a> on there, but then I figured he probably wanted it because of the Gwyneth Paltrow nude scenes and\/or the fact that it is actually a very good movie, just with a queer title.<\/p>\n<p>The funniest part of the wishlist is the $4500 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/o\/ASIN\/B00007EPJ6\/002-1379695-2900054?%5Fencoding=UTF8&#038;coliid=I3VD2VQQAC5N4V&#038;colid=2KH4MN96GIAL7\">Segway Human Transporter<\/a>.  We&#8217;ll mail that right out to ya, good buddy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In browsing wishlists for holiday shopping, I checked out Schulte&#8217;s just for the hell of it (not that I&#8217;m going to buy him anything, because that would be gay). At first I wanted to make fun of him for having the Shakespeare in Love DVD on there, but then I figured he probably wanted it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-me"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5TCqO-2p","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}