{"id":163,"date":"2004-01-28T07:22:46","date_gmt":"2004-01-28T15:22:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/?p=163"},"modified":"2004-01-28T07:22:46","modified_gmt":"2004-01-28T15:22:46","slug":"qvc-ladder-fall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/2004\/01\/28\/qvc-ladder-fall\/","title":{"rendered":"QVC Ladder fall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is one of the few times I wish I was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/radiotv\/tv\/qvc.asp\">watching QVC<\/a>.  Don&#8217;t forget to click on the link at the bottom to watch the actual movie.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>As Lisa explained what viewers were seeing on their screens (&#8220;Chris is over there kinda givin&#8217; us a look at how to use the ladder there&#8221;) and Renee waxed rhapsodic about the Telesteps ladder (&#8220;I gotta tell you something: I have this ladder; it is awesome. And everybody wants this ladder. I live in an apartment with vaulted ceilings . . .&#8221;) there came a loud crash as Chris lost his balance, fell off the ladder, and landed on his back.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The camera quickly cuts away as the guy is writhing in pain on the floor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is one of the few times I wish I was watching QVC. Don&#8217;t forget to click on the link at the bottom to watch the actual movie. As Lisa explained what viewers were seeing on their screens (&#8220;Chris is over there kinda givin&#8217; us a look at how to use the ladder there&#8221;) and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5TCqO-2D","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=163"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}