{"id":223,"date":"2004-10-28T13:26:28","date_gmt":"2004-10-28T21:26:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/?p=223"},"modified":"2004-10-28T13:26:28","modified_gmt":"2004-10-28T21:26:28","slug":"the-onions-election-day-guide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/2004\/10\/28\/the-onions-election-day-guide\/","title":{"rendered":"The Onion&#039;s Election Day Guide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/news\/index.php?issue=4043&#038;n=10\">Election Day Guide<\/a> is pretty amusing in some cases.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>If your election official hooks you up to a machine via a needle in your arm, you are actually donating blood.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And then, they slide in a shot at the Libertarians!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>You might think it&#8217;s funny, but it&#8217;s disrespectful to submit write-in candidates like &#8220;Don Knotts,&#8221; &#8220;Mickey Mouse,&#8221; or &#8220;Michael Badnarik.&#8221;<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion&#8217;s Election Day Guide is pretty amusing in some cases. If your election official hooks you up to a machine via a needle in your arm, you are actually donating blood. And then, they slide in a shot at the Libertarians! You might think it&#8217;s funny, but it&#8217;s disrespectful to submit write-in candidates like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5TCqO-3B","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}