{"id":284,"date":"2005-07-09T21:23:44","date_gmt":"2005-07-10T05:23:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/?p=284"},"modified":"2005-07-09T21:23:44","modified_gmt":"2005-07-10T05:23:44","slug":"15-minutes-late-never-hurt-so-much","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/2005\/07\/09\/15-minutes-late-never-hurt-so-much\/","title":{"rendered":"15 minutes late never hurt so much"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Schulte and I agreed to see <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0407304\/\">War of the Worlds<\/a> today at 3:55.  Unfortunately, I was 15 minutes late, so we decided to see <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0120667\/\">Fantastic 4<\/a> instead.  Neither of us expected either of these movies to be good, it was just something to do.<\/p>\n<p>Well, let me tell you, I have never so regretted not being on time.  Fantastic 4 was so awful I was ready to leave the movie after the first fantastic 5 minutes.  Schulte and I started in with a usual array of awful jokes.  For example: &#8220;I hope I can follow this movie, I didn&#8217;t even see Fantastic 3.&#8221;  Boo-yeah.  Pretty much the highlight was the fact that Jessica Alba often wore low-cut clothing, which Schulte repeatedly referred to as &#8220;the fantastic two&#8221;.  Other than that, the movie was uninteresting nonsense followed my more ridiculous crap.  I think a 10 year old boy might like this movie, but by age 13 or so he would have grown out of it.<\/p>\n<p>So, in case you had some remote thought of ever seeing this movie, even via a rental or illegal download, just get that idea out of your head.  It&#8217;s really that awful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Schulte and I agreed to see War of the Worlds today at 3:55. Unfortunately, I was 15 minutes late, so we decided to see Fantastic 4 instead. Neither of us expected either of these movies to be good, it was just something to do. Well, let me tell you, I have never so regretted not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-me"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5TCqO-4A","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}