{"id":60,"date":"2003-05-10T23:31:04","date_gmt":"2003-05-11T07:31:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/?p=60"},"modified":"2003-05-10T23:31:04","modified_gmt":"2003-05-11T07:31:04","slug":"onion-article-i-forgot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/2003\/05\/10\/onion-article-i-forgot\/","title":{"rendered":"Onion article I forgot&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just today I remembered one of the Onion articles I forgot when writing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lianza.org\/mt\/archives\/000067.html\">this post<\/a> a few weeks back.  This is one of The Onion&#8217;s all time funniest:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/onion3628\/fun_toy_banned.html\">Fun Toy Banned Because of Three Stupid Dead Kids<\/a><\/p>\n<p>This article introduced a new word into my vocabulary at the time: &#8220;un-fucking-believable.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just today I remembered one of the Onion articles I forgot when writing this post a few weeks back. This is one of The Onion&#8217;s all time funniest: Fun Toy Banned Because of Three Stupid Dead Kids This article introduced a new word into my vocabulary at the time: &#8220;un-fucking-believable.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5TCqO-Y","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}