{"id":74,"date":"2003-05-29T23:53:57","date_gmt":"2003-05-30T07:53:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/?p=74"},"modified":"2003-05-29T23:53:57","modified_gmt":"2003-05-30T07:53:57","slug":"the-story-of-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/2003\/05\/29\/the-story-of-my-life\/","title":{"rendered":"The story of my life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, just kidding, but you have to check <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/features\/featuregen.asp?pid=1672\">this article<\/a> out.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>The average adult penis, according to the Kinsey Institute, measures just under six inches when erect. Most men &#8212; about eighty-seven percent &#8212; are between five and seven inches. Dr. Alfred Kinsey found that the largest reported penis was a bit more than nine inches erect.<\/p>\n<p>Jonah Falcon&#8217;s penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, just kidding, but you have to check this article out. The average adult penis, according to the Kinsey Institute, measures just under six inches when erect. Most men &#8212; about eighty-seven percent &#8212; are between five and seven inches. Dr. Alfred Kinsey found that the largest reported penis was a bit more than nine [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5TCqO-1c","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}