{"id":91,"date":"2003-07-09T22:40:19","date_gmt":"2003-07-10T06:40:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/?p=91"},"modified":"2003-07-09T22:40:19","modified_gmt":"2003-07-10T06:40:19","slug":"this-just-in-britney-not-a-virgin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/2003\/07\/09\/this-just-in-britney-not-a-virgin\/","title":{"rendered":"This just in: Britney not a Virgin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It turns out Britney Spears <a href=\"http:\/\/www.signonsandiego.com\/news\/features\/20030708-1306-people-spears.html\">really did<\/a> have sex with Justin Timberlake, by her own admission.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>&#8220;I&#8217;ve only slept with one person my whole life,&#8221; she said. &#8220;It was two years into my relationship with Justin, and I thought he was the one. But I was wrong!&#8221; <\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure she can look forward to making that mistake many more times&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It turns out Britney Spears really did have sex with Justin Timberlake, by her own admission. &#8220;I&#8217;ve only slept with one person my whole life,&#8221; she said. &#8220;It was two years into my relationship with Justin, and I thought he was the one. But I was wrong!&#8221; I&#8217;m sure she can look forward to making [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5TCqO-1t","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lianza.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}