I don’t know what you were doing last night, but I was home on the computer watching the Red Sox win 25-8. I think you know it’s a bad sign when the first inning takes 50 minutes, you use three pitchers, and the opposing team scores 10 runs before a single out is recorded.
Other notable and hilarious statistics: Johnny Damon was a homerun away from hitting for the cycle in one inning.
You forgot to mention how hilarious it was to see the pitcher get beaned in the head on a line drive by Todd Walker, or how funny it is that we were more or less doing the same thing on a Friday night while not having to see each other.