I don’t know if anyone else was watching Last Comic Standing, but what a total f’n rip off. Rich Vos and Dave Mordal, far and away the two funniest guys out there, didn’t even make the final two comics. In fact, Dave was eliminated early on because he was beaten head to head by the ultimate winner (and least funny comedian) Dat Phan.

I’m truly disheartened with the viewers’ sense of humor. I also wouldn’t rule out the possibility of a Hideki Matsui Asian Invasion-like voting situation. Seriously, all this guy did in his stand up was do Asian voice impressions of his mother and tell awful jokes. And during the show, he just acted weird and didn’t say anything funny. Nice choice, America.