I was browsing eBay and found this listing. The product? A $20 gift certificate to the iTunes music store. The starting price? $20. Now, why in the world would I spend $20, which I could use to buy anything (including iTunes songs) on a gift certificate I could only use for iTunes songs? Oh wait… it gets better. An actual quote further down in the listing:

There is a $1.00 charge to transfer the certificate to you.

Amazing. Where do I sign?