Ok, just kidding, but you have to check this article out.
The average adult penis, according to the Kinsey Institute, measures just under six inches when erect. Most men — about eighty-seven percent — are between five and seven inches. Dr. Alfred Kinsey found that the largest reported penis was a bit more than nine inches erect.
Jonah Falcon’s penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect.
It appears Oregon uses some interesting logic when determining what terrorism is.
Offenses include:
The irony of bullet #2 is how many peace protestors would be considered “terrorists.”
Reason #239 to subscribe to comcast cable: porn on QVC.
This article describes techniques for making it look like you’re working really hard, even when you’re not.
As he lingered for hours over burgers and fries, he could actually open windows and move documents around on his screen via the hand-held — creating the impression to anyone who walked by that the diligent Mr. Wiskus had just stepped away from his desk.
I’m surprised they didn’t consult Schulte for other ideas.
Source: Slashdot
Man, am I glad I never lived with anyone like this guy.
Joining the ranks of SimCity and other world-building games, Playboy’s planning on coming out with a video game. Build a magazine empire, and throw parties at your lavish house. Sounds like a good time. Oh yes, and surely there will be ample nudity.
Just today I remembered one of the Onion articles I forgot when writing this post a few weeks back. This is one of The Onion’s all time funniest:
Fun Toy Banned Because of Three Stupid Dead Kids
This article introduced a new word into my vocabulary at the time: “un-fucking-believable.”
I didn’t notice this article back when it was written, but it’s making news again because the flight is finally happening.
A Houston travel agency specializing in clothing-optional vacations is organizing the outing, which it claims is the first nude flight.
Once they reach a cruising altitude, they can disrobe, Bailey said. Each will be given an embroidered beach towel to sit on.
Go ahead and book your trip now at their website.
This guy almost got $1.5 million from the IRS.
When he sought to withdraw money from an automatic teller machine, his bank notified him of a hold on an account that normally had an average balance of $2,000.
The funniest part was that the IRS really did give this unemployed guy a million dollar refund. You wonder how many of these types of schemes really do go through sucessfully, as this one almost did.
I know a few people who could use this product. It’s a seat cushion that absorbs both the odor and sound of flatulence. Not surprisingly, on the FAQ indicates that you should replace the filter on average every six months for women, but twice as often for men.