Go ahead and take the test. I was rated 33% gay, slightly better than Feira who scored 36%.

Looks like he was a real party animal.

This theory is pretty amazing. As a guy reads it, he will see how true it really is. I’m not yet sure what a girl’s reaction might be. Many thanks to fil for e-mailing this link to me.

I’m actually surprised Schulte didn’t send me this link with some hilarious comment. I trust he’ll leave one in the comments section of the post.

This week The Onion re-ran the “Hammurderer” article – one of the most hilarious articles they’ve written. It reminds me I meant to come up with a list of my favorite Onion articles of all time. Here’s a first shot at such a list (in random order):

• The Hammurderer character dropped from McDonald’s advertising
• I’m Like a Chocoholic, but for Booze
• Point Counterpoint: Technology
• Real-Time TV
• All these homosexuals…

There are some other classics but I can’t find them all… I guess they don’t keep them all archived online. Damn.

Is it just me, or does the motto for the new Saturn ION make no sense whatsoever: “Specifically designed and engineered for whatever’s next.”

How did they specifically design for a concept that is by definition vague? Is that the joke? Screw Saturn and their lame jokes.

“Albanian Men are Brilliant” was the subject line of an e-mail I received from Callahan when he sent me a link to this picture.