After officially becoming a resident of Marlborough, MA and registering to vote, I learn a little more about the political scene here. Well, guess who’s running for mayor? Christopher “The Skunk” Antal, host of a cable access TV show about wrestling is one candidate. Another: Benjamin Sawyer – part time clerk at an adult video store on Main Street.
This is just great. I especially love the quotes form Sawyer like “I’m not a career politician” and “It’s not going to be business as usual.”
What these of course translate to is “I have no idea what I’m doing here” and “check out how badly I screw up this job.”
Welcome to Marlborough.
Hilarious. It’s like that retarded guy who sat with Sarge on the Manchester School Board. Since he couldn’t drive, he needed to get rides from other members of the board who would “forget” to pick him up if they thought he would vote against their side on a particular issue.
So Tom, what’s your platform going to be? I mean, it’ll be an uphill battle since “computer guy” isn’t nearly as compelling as “adult video store clerk” or “crazy wrestler dude on public access”. You could bill yourself as an anarchist or something.
I don’t know, homos are getting a lot of press lately. Can’t you just say you’re one of those?
I’m going to have to go with Schulte’s idea. I couldn’t lie to the public.