This video is pretty hilarious.

I feel bad for the people who ordered those shirts earlier this week. By the time they arrive, the Red Sox will have already been eliminated. I guess the “Why not us again?” question has been answered.

The saying on the new Red Sox shirts doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue. But, I guess there are people buying them despite the 12 run loss yesterday.

This page is pretty funny. A few of my favorites:

19. ARGUMENT FROM NUMBERS
(1) Millions and millions of people believe in God.
(2) They can’t all be wrong, can they?
(3) Therefore, God exists.

25. ARGUMENT FROM INTERNET AUTHORITY
(1) There is a website that successfully argues for the existence of God.
(2) Here is the URL.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

36. ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPLETE DEVASTATION
(1) A plane crashed killing 143 passengers and crew.
(2) But one child survived with only third-degree burns.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

This Onion article was great.

According to Oebrick, Michael is fussy during meals and picky about his clothes. When he hurts himself, he “cries like a baby.” Additionally, the toddler has a “very strong attraction” to a stuffed lion with a rainbow-striped mane, an apparent preference for bottle-feeding over breastfeeding, and an evident love for bouncing up and down in his jumper device “like some guy at a club.”

I’m pretty sure Sarge is responsible for these.

Typically when you shop at Amazon, they’ll offer you a suggestion of something to buy in addition to what you’re currently buying – sometimes they’ll even give you a discount on the combination. Say you’re looking at a Pearl Jam CD, they might suggest you buy it with another Pearl Jam CD and give you a dollar off the combination.

Well, today I was browsing for a bluetooth mouse. This was one of the less expensive ones – coming in around $45. What does Amazon suggest you buy in addition to it? How about a $600 iPaq! That’s definitely a sweet combo it’s tough to refuse… I’m sure you’ll catch a lot of people with that impulse buy. I just wanted a mouse for my laptop, but then realized, why not spend $600 for a handheld PC too!

A sign of the times.

I didn’t realize there was such a holiday, but apparently I forgot to celebrate no pants day.

This article in the Onion is pretty funny – “Project Manager Leaves Suicide PowerPoint Presentation.” The surprising part of the article is that it mentions my father’s company:

“I think Ron was the only guy at W+K who understood the importance of running the Gretag-Macbeth Eye-One Beamer on presentations.”

Greytag-Macbeth is the company that acquired my father’s company – Sequel Imaging.