Nothing like a little drug-induced research…
A police spokesman said: “The suspect and victim were trying to demonstrate their belief that this type of protective vest could withstand a knife attack. Obviously that was incorrect.”
The Man Ass Continues
This weekend I saw The Hulk, and also re-watched Old School on DVD. What do these movies have in common? Well, the same thing it seems virtually all movies have in common these days: scenes involving a naked man’s ass.
I don’t know or understand if this is a trend in film, but there was a while there where somehow every movie I saw in the theatres had a scene like this. Solaris, 8-Mile, About Schmidt, Narc, even the f’n Matrix Reloaded. I don’t know what audiences these scenes are appealing too, although I do have a few guesses.
Jim Norton has done it again
For those of you who were fans of the Opie and Anthony show back when it was on the air, regular Jim Norton is coming out with a CD shortly. To hold you over, check out this “list of lists” he compiled. Talk about some of the sickest and most hilarious things I’ve ever seen.
Sneak Peek at new Treo
I just received this link from Handspring via e-mail. The new Treo 600 does look very cool. I’m still up in the air on what the optimal cell phone/PDA combo will look and feel like. The tradeoff between having a big screen and a compact device seems to be insurmountable.
For Love or Money
The idea for Fox’s new show “For Love or Money” has an interesting enough premise that I’ll probably watch it. It meets my two criteria for a solid reality TV show: a high likelihood of sex and a good shot at tears. The two most entertaining things to see on reality television is someone having sex, and someone crying/fighting (and if they took place at the same time, the show would probably be award-winning). Although I still think the best combination of these two elements was on the short-lived Love Cruise, probably the second best display was on Temptation Island (the original) which seems to be surviving the test of time.
This show probably won’t be as good when it comes to crying and fighting, but for a million bucks you’d better believe there will be some sex. Oh wait, maybe there will be a chance at some fighting:
The network on Monday said it would continue to air the reality series “For Love or Money,” despite discovering that its star hid the fact he left the U.S. Marine Corps after being disciplined for groping a female officer.
…Campos rushed into the woman’s room and grabbed her breasts. The woman said she struck Campos in the groin with her knee, causing him to enter the woman’s bathroom and vomit.
Politics in my home town
After officially becoming a resident of Marlborough, MA and registering to vote, I learn a little more about the political scene here. Well, guess who’s running for mayor? Christopher “The Skunk” Antal, host of a cable access TV show about wrestling is one candidate. Another: Benjamin Sawyer – part time clerk at an adult video store on Main Street.
This is just great. I especially love the quotes form Sawyer like “I’m not a career politician” and “It’s not going to be business as usual.”
What these of course translate to is “I have no idea what I’m doing here” and “check out how badly I screw up this job.”
Welcome to Marlborough.
Callahan's Party
I put some pictures up from Callahan’s big bash. You will notice there are only a handful of people in each of the pictures. There actually was a good turnout, but as usual the antisocial Goodfellas hung out with one another the whole night, only occasionally interacting with the rest of the guests.
The story of my life
Ok, just kidding, but you have to check this article out.
The average adult penis, according to the Kinsey Institute, measures just under six inches when erect. Most men — about eighty-seven percent — are between five and seven inches. Dr. Alfred Kinsey found that the largest reported penis was a bit more than nine inches erect.
Jonah Falcon’s penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect.
Two weeks away
Well, we’re now two weeks away from the most important holiday of the year: Tom’s Birthday. It would probably be a good idea to check out his wishlist and buy him something.
Interested in Linux?
I recently happened upon Knoppix and was totally blown away. It’s a Linux distribution (Debian-based) that runs completely off of a CD. You don’t have to install anything. You can pop it into your Windows machine’s CD-ROM drive, tell your computer to boot off the CD, and Knoppix loads. It auto-detects your hardware (on my laptop, it even autodetected the wireless card and I was running wireless instantly) and you are up and running in a KDE 3.1 environment.
For people who are interested in Linux but don’t want to go through the aggravation (“fun”) of getting it installed and getting peripherals working just to try it out, this really is a great program. You can go back to Windows just by rebooting your PC and taking out the CD. Piece of cake.